thedailywhat:

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thedailywhat:

Have You Seen This Man? of the Day: Police in Fairfax County, Virginia, are on the lookout for a “serial butt slasher” who may be responsible for at least five attacks against area women since February.
The suspect’s MO became clear after each victim provided a similar report: A momentary distraction such as a bump or a noise, followed immediately by a slash across the butt with a razor or a box cutter.
“Because it’s such an unusual thing, no one would ever expect something like that to occur,” police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell is quoted as saying. “They may be walking along and put their hand to their backside and feel it.”
Former FBI profiler Gregg McCrary said it is unlikely the man — described as a 5’6” heavyset Hispanic male in his late 20s — will stop until he is caught.
Police are asking anyone with information to call 703-691-2131 or phone Crime Solvers at 866-411-TIPS/8477. You can also text TIP187 plus your message to 274637 or submit your tip online.
[nbcwash / thanks brayden!]

thedailywhat:

Have You Seen This Man? of the Day: Police in Fairfax County, Virginia, are on the lookout for a “serial butt slasher” who may be responsible for at least five attacks against area women since February.

The suspect’s MO became clear after each victim provided a similar report: A momentary distraction such as a bump or a noise, followed immediately by a slash across the butt with a razor or a box cutter.

“Because it’s such an unusual thing, no one would ever expect something like that to occur,” police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell is quoted as saying. “They may be walking along and put their hand to their backside and feel it.”

Former FBI profiler Gregg McCrary said it is unlikely the man — described as a 5’6” heavyset Hispanic male in his late 20s — will stop until he is caught.

Police are asking anyone with information to call 703-691-2131 or phone Crime Solvers at 866-411-TIPS/8477. You can also text TIP187 plus your message to 274637 or submit your tip online.

[nbcwash / thanks brayden!]

Anonymous asked: heard the chicka has a bun in the oven! congrats papa! when's it due?

Lol no? This is silly.

hellyeahbenkweller:

fuckyeahmysticvalleyband:

fortheloveofconor:

Conor Oberst and Ben Kweller
taking off his clothes… at the national in richmond, va on 11/12/08



taking off his clothes? i dont think so…BUT i was there that night. :D 

hellyeahbenkweller:

fuckyeahmysticvalleyband:

fortheloveofconor:

Conor Oberst and Ben Kweller

taking off his clothes…
at the national in richmond, va on 11/12/08

taking off his clothes? i dont think so…

BUT i was there that night. :D 

fuckyeahconor:

chaaanny:

lovepopsuicide:

that’s Brigham Hall in Cassadaga in the background, which is next door to the Cassadaga Hotel.



I’ve been to Cassadaga a couple times. I love it there.

fuckyeahconor:

chaaanny:

lovepopsuicide:

that’s Brigham Hall in Cassadaga in the background, which is next door to the Cassadaga Hotel.


I’ve been to Cassadaga a couple times. I love it there.

Etc

Mom: I finally learned how to use my iPod after all this time. I downloaded all these apps. I have Bibles, dictionaries, etc.

my iPod also has Bible and Dictionary and Etc apps on it.

wpt 

as true as love can be in a heroin blurred reality.

as true as love can be in a heroin blurred reality.

HA hahaha hahaHA

HA hahaha hahaHA

puggers

puggers

truth

truth